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Meat, Oranges, Jesus, Hemp and Sales Inserts

Watch that video to your right please. What is up with all of the unneeded mail you get in your mailbox? I saw a tweet about newspapers ad inserts becoming obsolete. The comment was about how sad it was that the people who create those inserts will lose their jobs. It got me thinking. First of all, newspapers would be better off if they were all printed on hemp and then not only would there still be jobs, we’d be working smarter, not harder.  And printing on hemp has nothing to do with stoners or drugs or licking the paper inserts.  Hemp is what we should be printing on. The only reason we aren’t using hemp is because it’s illegal. And it’s illegal because the big-wig tree cutter (Hearst) saw that papers were going to be printed on hemp (because that makes way more sense) and he promptly set up a campaign in his tree-paper newspapers about how the drug was so bad. The campaign successfully scared the bejesus out of people about the horrible mary-jane-wanna and got the whole plant to become illegal (with the help of his other rich friends in Washington). So our rich friend kept his papers printed on trees.  Now you get insert ads and lots of them. Don’t even get me started on the ink and the shipping.  Printing on hemp and soy ink makes the most sense but that’s an entirely different article.

I’m talking about the insert ads. Good thing or bad thing? Why not get an E-coupon?  Why not just have everything on sale? Why do you get all this paper that you throw away anyway?

And by the way, when you watch that video to your right – I saw the Earthlings and now when I see pictures of meat, it makes me want to vomit, literally.  I’m still Southern. I still dive into denial and eat organic meat (yeah right, it’s still death).  I know, I know. Vomit.  Have a glass of hemp milk.

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  • marciliroff

    There's an app for that! Developed by Greg Grunberg (HEROES).
    http://www.getyowza.com/

  • marciliroff

    oh, and I love your “dry heaves”!!

  • http://twitter.com/cancermoonwolf cancermoonwolf

    There is also http://www.cellfire.com/ which I really wish MORE merchants would start using!!

  • marciliroff

    There's an app for that! Developed by Greg Grunberg (HEROES).
    http://www.getyowza.com/

  • marciliroff

    oh, and I love your “dry heaves”!!

  • http://twitter.com/cancermoonwolf cancermoonwolf

    There is also http://www.cellfire.com/ which I really wish MORE merchants would start using!!

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