Holy Hot Mom Turning Chronic Pain into Play
After getting myself out of chronic pain. I start the dance floors in your life and bring the Sacred Circus for lived experiences.
Rub in My Oil for Pain and Pleasure!
HOLY HOT MOM OILS
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Imagine George Carlin and Carol Burnett or Theo Von and Brene Brown had a baby - and out comes Mary Poppins with swords and comfrey leading a Sacred Circus that lifts chronic pain and eradicates CSA at the same time. Get tickets to see her LIVE.
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Hear What Hot Mom Customers Say:
"This healed my hemorrhoids!"
"I feel younger!"
Youtube —"This lifted my lockjaw!"
Angela Shelton opens the door for countless others to stop denying their pain, tell their stories, and join together in the revolutionary act of getting well and loving themselves.
~ Charlotte Kasl, author of Women, Sex, and Addiction and Power, If the Buddha Dated
"Angela is an agent for change, a catalyst; an alchemist. Angela has made her private story our public story and her transformation our transformation."
~ Eileen King from Justice for Children
"Angela’s words will reach into your soul and shake you awake! She is fierce and bold and her passion to put a face on issues like domestic violence and child sexual abuse is compelling and necessary.."
~ Jessica Weiner, Self-Esteem Expert and author of Life Doesn’t Begin 5 Pounds From Now and A Very Hungry Girl
I make you LAUGH and FEEL JOY! (no matter what you've been through)
Slaying old traumas and chronic pains with Profound Play, dance floors, and comedy that's so not funny is my vibe and gives you an ab workout and a butt cream!
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"Though she takes on serious issues, Angela Shelton is joyous, irreverent, funny, and feisty!"
~ Ellen Bass, author of The Courage to Heal
GET Angela's Entire Healing Library $27Angela Shelton has a unique gift of sharing individual stories in a way that empowers people to own their truth. She brings that truth to the consciousness of all; universalizing suffering and injustice. Angela dares the participants to dream of positive change by highlighting the power of personal connections and relationships to transform the heart. Her commitment, talents, and resources forge a path towards a better future, making Angela Shelton a Dream Maker.
Richelle Gregory, Director of Community Services Clinton County, New York
"At first I was trying to date Angela Shelton but wow once I went down the rabbit hole and watched her films and talked with her, I quit watching porn, I quit the job I hated, I started being out in nature more, I moved to a new place I love, I got a job I love and I met totally different women that I love and - I love Angela Shelton. She's a life changer."
Nathan, 30s, New York
" I Love Angela Shelton. She is about tearing down the layers that hold us back, stripping away the ego that creates apprehension, and removing the fears that create procrastination. Men need to learn how to love; how to love themselves along with how to love others. I fell in love this year. I fell in very deep love with a woman, in a way I had not been capable of before. Because I fell in love with myself at the same time. Thank you, Angela Shelton."
Eric, 30s, NJ
"I've followed you for years because you're so hot, but wow, talking to you lifted these feelings of intimidation and inadequacy. You made everything feel right. And my sales and love life increased, just like you said. I cannot thank you enough, and also you're still so hot."
Christopher, 30s, TX
HOLY HOT MOM OILS
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HOLY HOT MOM Ex-It Oil
A spiritual anointing oil to escape the matrix of perps and feel love anywhere you need relief or protection — good for all your lips, holes, and souls.
(Avoid eye contact with demons.)
Smell it.
Rub it in.
Say the words that come with it.
People report real shifts in pain, intimacy, mood, and how they move through the world.
“I’ve had back pain for years. This lifted it like magic.” — David
“No joke. The pain is gone.” — Mike
“My fibromyalgia flare stopped instantly.” — Roxie
“Hemorrhoids for 28 years — gone.” — Marina
What People Use It For
(We ain't claiming anything that belongs to perps. We witness awakenings.)
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Daily body or anointing ritual
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Tension, soreness, tired skin
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Vulva, balls, beard, lymph nodes
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Feet, hips, back, belly, scars, tattoos
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That thing you don’t talk about but want relief from
What’s Inside
All-organic castor, calendula, and apricot kernel oil infused slowly with:
Comfrey • Elder Flower • Japanese Knotweed • Nettle • Mullein • Yarrow • Linden Flowers
Vitamin E • Frankincense • Myrrh • Edible gold (that's not glitter)
Finished with Holy Hot Mom’s sacred flower blend.
Small batches. Spoken into. Made by Angela Shelton.
Why This One Works
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Castor oil (your grandma was right)
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Ancient herbs that can’t be patented
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Made slowly, not mass-produced
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Started in my kitchen — for my own butt — during a parasite cleanse
Turns out it’s fantastic for everyone.
Choose Your Bottle
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Big Pumper — for people who already know
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Dropper Bottle — first-timers & travelers
- Baby Dragon ROLLER — a tiny gem of a steel roller to keep in your bag and use on temples for mindset shifter a
⏳ Made to order.
Please allow 10–14 days for herbs to steep and batches to finish.
How to Use
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External vulva or body oil
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Beard + face softener
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Scar & tattoo care
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Full-body massage or sensual ritual
Why People Reorder
This isn’t just oil.
It’s a mood shifter, pain whisperer, and sovereignty reminder.
You’re not just moisturizing — you’re blessing yourself and reclaiming your body.
👉 Choose your bottle above and try it and share where you use it and how you feel!