I am Angela Shelton, Trickster-Preacher, Creator of the WHoly Shift, and Ringleader of The Sacred Circus.

I used to think I wanted to make it in modeling, acting, and directing movies in Hollywood, and I did all that. 

I've been to the award shows, red carpets, and film festivals. I've won tons of awards and gotten a whole list of accolades. I even have a day — Angela Shelton Day! 

And yes, I was on Oprah. I was also on Larry King Live, Lifetime, Ricki Lake, and even the Naomi Judd Show (when she was alive, ask me about all of them…)

I’ve walked the runways with Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, and Christie Turlington and I started modeling with Tyra Banks.

I’ve been at the Oscars and the Golden Globes, and the celebrity backyard BBQs. I've met tons of celebrities. 

Celebrities = Sell + ill + brights. Selling sickness, lies, and distortion while putting bright lights on false delusion. 

I’ve been in at those parties (not Diddy's, but I know his neighbor Rosie.) I've been in Hollywood, fashion, music, publishing and media —

And I’m here to tell you: The media is a controlled beast that is lying to you.

I say that with zero drama and full clarity.

I’ve seen backstage with the agents, the handlers, the perpetrators hiding behind PR statements and perfect smiles. 

I'm here to tell you that those with millions of followers are many times miserable, medicated, and completely controlled and manipulated.

Side note: Don’t put anyone on a pedestal. Everyone has gas! 

I urge you not to idolize anyone, especially not a celebrity, influencer, not even me. Because everyone has gas. 

I am not your guru. I am your mirror and Sacred Warrior here to help you sharpen your swords so that you escape the nonsense and live your best life in heaven on Earth. 

I'm here to remind you to stop giving your power away to people you don’t even know who are living much more miserable lives than you are! 

The truth is: Sitting around your backyard fire pit with people you love is worth more than any private Malibu mansion party I’ve ever been to. (And yes — I’ve been to plenty - I even crawled out of the building and escaped a few!)

The real beauty IS your regular life!

Your laughter.

Your hugs.

Your food.

Your family. 

Your FAITH on FIRE! 

Your weird little routines. 

That is your GOLD! 

I left Hollywood because I do not play with or promote perpetrators. 

I’ve had to sign NDA stacks thicker than a mortgage — but I’ll tell you everything. 

And nothing, nothing compares to the raw, messy, beautiful joy of living a fully human life.

So please hear me when I say this:

• You’re not missing anything. Turn your tell-a-vision off. 
  
  

• Most of the famous are total freaks living in fear and puppeted by a Beast.
  
  

• You don’t need a filter or a fake smile or goop on your face to feel better. 
  
  

What you need is to wake up to your own JOY and LAUGHTER! 

To see yourself clearly — beyond the programming and poison we’ve all been fed.

To fall in love with your actual, real life. To be a Rare Human. 

And lucky for you…I’m your Fun Captain and Truth Teller! 

I’ll tell you everything. 

I can’t say certain things publicly because truth tellers like myself get the ax, but once you’re inside my private memberships and events, there is no filter. 

Warning: you might cry, scream, puke, or sh*t yourself when you know the truth. I'm here to make the whole process FUN!! 

My agenda is that you and I both live joyfully, no matter what we've been through. 

So come into our events, memberships, lives, and connect with Rare Humans. 

And then go laugh, spread joy, and hug your people like your life depends on it — because it kinda does.

I don't make skincare

The Love Balms I make? That oil? That holy cloth you wrap yourself in?

Those aren’t products. They’re coded tools for soul retrieval. They’re survival packs for the chosen ones. They’re proof that you’re not crazy, you’re not alone, and you’re not broken — you’re awakening joyfully out of the matrix of lies. 

I didn’t create the WHoly Shift to sell something. I created it because I almost died. More than once.

And the only thing that kept me alive was laughter, anointing, dancing, and remembering who the hell I really was — a Divine Fool with a sword in one hand and a balm in the other.

So if you’re here now, reading this, chances are you’re ready to remember too!

PSST: You don’t need another guru.

You need your power back.

You need your body back.

You need your JOY back. 

That's why I do Profound Play and lead a Sacred Circus! 

You need a good cry, a good laugh, a real friend, and some bomb-ass ointment that was made with real prayer and ancient fire.

 Ready to jump into next level awareness and healing?

👉 Try the WHoly Shift Love Balms and the Hilariiously Healing Beater Butter! 

https://www.angelashelton.com/products/love-balm

It’s not just balm, and it's not just a butter. It’s a ritual in a jar. It’s lip gloss for the apocalypse. It’s the anointing oil for your next chapter.

I love you so much,

Angela

(AKA: AngelaShelton007, professional joy spreader and spiritual escape artist)

P.S.

Yes, I’ve literally climbed out of mansions. That’s why my social handle is angelashelton007 like James Bond 2.0 and why I created the WHoly Shift - https://www.angelashelton.com/products/wholy-shift

Yes, I’ve carried kids out of chaos and saved models who were ruffied too. 

I do not play with perps. I incinerate them. I now have a sleeve tattoo to tell the story, and Angel Michael is at the top.  

I’m here to shine the light and flip the tables when needed and to get you dancing to your inner joy jigs!